Wednesday 27 September 2023

The architect

What to do with the giant block of cheese? 

I launched this question on Galnet, and got some interest, mostly from eccentric and somewhat strange Galnet users. Some of them are claiming that there is an international cheese conspiracy, using the dairy product to implant microchips in our bodies so that we can be tracked everywhere.

I already have a datapad that tracks me everywhere.

There was also culinary interest, to turn the block into a giant cheese fondue in which entire herds of cows could be dipped. In one of my previous logs I already commented on the prohibitive amount of energy that such a fondue would need.

Finally, there was also a mail from a Gallente architect, Jennifer Needham, who wanted to explore the possibility to carve out some structure in the cheese, or perhaps make a large scale sculpture from the cheese block. 

I have invited her over to visit. She arrived and has already spent quite some time studying the cheese, and looking at our tests of the structural properties of the cheese. I think she is making drawings. 

The hangar workers have gotten used to her being in the vicinity of the cheese block, and nicknamed her "Jenny from the block".